So I started laughing at her, and immediately screamed, "WOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!!" Right back at her. We were both laughing, and Hayley was seamingly a little embarassed... she came over to hug me, so I screamed, "WOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!" again, still laughing so hard my stomach hurt, so she leaned over and BIT MY NECK!!! Not only that, but there was a little snarl as she did it, it was like a wolf going for the jugular... Here's my neck immediately after the bite.
And here it is about 5 minutes later.
Man, I haven't laughed that hard for a while... ok, since like 2 this afternoon...
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whoa because you used a lot? thats not a lot? I love mayo and that looks like the same amount I would use.
you guys are funny.
wow. you just way over indulged that one. notice my double spaces? i just do it to mess with you.
good laughs though. i'm glad there were no accidents.
and for the record, he was pinching his neck to make it worse. i definitely didn't bite down and not let go.
You LIAR!!!! I love that we have to have this little fight in the comments of my blog, because otherwise people would actually think I pinched my neck to make it worse...
And yes, I'm glad no one (*caugh* Hayley...*caugh*) had an accident. i.e., peed or poo-ed their pants.
i did not have an accident. i said it was close is all. geez. quit making me look like a raging lunatic. farting, accidents, wolfy bites!
haha! My favorite are the wolfy bites.
Don't mind me... Hayley's old roommate from Hawaii here... (Nice to meet you). Garrett... we should have warned you... Hayley's a biter. She bites babies too, so it's not just limited to you. :)
In my opinion, that's a bit much mayo. BUT When I go to BK, I ask for them to go easy with my mayo... Not a big fan of it I guess.
Are you sure that is how you got the mark on your next because it looks kind of like a hicky. j/k :)
That is way funny. It was really funny to me at first because I instinctively thought you were talking about Haley G. and I wouldn't exactly finger her as a biter...
Nice to finally see a picture of Hayley. I think I will be at mom's this weekend. Hope to see ya - if you're not too busy with work and that 3rd thing :)
I'm reading this book, The Zombie Survival Guide, and I suspect Hayley might be a zombie, due to the low "growl," as you put it, and the way she went right for the jugular. You're lucky she didn't break the skin, or you'd be a zombie too. Just wanted you to be aware of that. But also, I find it revolting that you use mayo at all, let alone that much!!!
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